1. We speaking ESPAÑOL.
2. If U want to ask a -----> ? <----- knock urself out.
3. I'm from YouDontCareville right beside DontBeAStalker Street =) Nah! just kidding, ask me anything u want hahaha
4. Add me! I'm gonna give a $100.....NOT!! hahaha

Smile, Chill, love...

jlreinheimer:

ashazzminscreed:

omfgcate:

dqdbpb:

we’re halfway thru april, u know what tht means?

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#ITS GONNA BE MAY

HOW DOES THIS MAKE ME LAUGH EVERY FUCKING YEAR!?

never gets old

sunny-smiley:

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sunny-smiley:

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billyjojo:

keethrichards:

oh my god 

it feels like i was never supposed to see this it’s like forbidden or something 

billyjojo:

keethrichards:

oh my god 

it feels like i was never supposed to see this it’s like forbidden or something 

5 months luggage crisis!!!!! 💼👜👚👗🎽👖👙💄👡👠👢💷💶💊🎒 #luggage #trip #friend #sad #bye

5 months luggage crisis!!!!! 💼👜👚👗🎽👖👙💄👡👠👢💷💶💊🎒 #luggage #trip #friend #sad #bye

dancing-to-your-heartbeat:

Showing up at your best friends house uninvited.

dancing-to-your-heartbeat:

Showing up at your best friends house uninvited.

(Source: murallamuerta)

heliolisk:

listening to your favorite song as it gets closer to the chorus
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frostingpeetaswounds:

Ellen gives Edgar the pizza guy at the Oscars a $1,000 tip (x)

I love when celebrities just give away huge amounts of money to random people because $1,000 can mean so much to somebody who works a minimum wage job.

(Source: peetahales)

(Source: megustamemes)

italian-luxury:

Katy Perry: For my performance, I’ll need  20 dancers, smoke, pyrotechnic effects, giant trees in the background, a light show, the blood of Unicorns, a spaceship, aliens and an Egyptian pyramid.

Beyonce: A chair will be fine.